murdermayhemandmortgages’s Podcast
Murder, Mayhem & Mortgages is a darkly funny podcast for people who love real estate…but also enjoy indulging their twisted side.
Hosted by Chef, a Colorado real estate agent, and Robi, a Texas loan officer, each episode features the duo going head-to-head with their most bizarre true real estate stories—packed with chaos, mayhem, murder, fraud, hauntings, and everything in between.
After swapping stories, they break it all down with their own forensic-style rating system, scoring each tale on Murder, Mayhem, and Mortgages to crown the most unhinged story of the episode.
Perfect as a fun venting outlet for realtors, escrow officers, insurance agents, investors, housing pros, and anyone with a slightly sick sense of humor who knows:
behind every escrow, there’s a story you won’t see on HGTV.
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Wednesday Nov 26, 2025
Wednesday Nov 26, 2025
In the debut episode of Murder, Mayhem & Mortgages, Chef & Robi crack open the creepy filing cabinet of real estate nightmares and dive into the moments when death itself became part of the escrow.
From unexpected passings to deals that went sideways in the most morbid ways, the hosts share the true events that inspired this entire podcast—and why the housing industry has far more skeletons in the closet than anyone wants to admit.
Kick off the season with us as we set the tone for all things deadly, chaotic, and mortgage-adjacent. New episodes every week. Bring your coffee… and your dark sense of humor.