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Greetings from Miami's Crypto, Closings & Carnage

Episode 4: The Serial Closers—From Castle Killers to Crypto Bros
In this episode, Robi & Chef take a joyride through the darkest corners of real estate history—starting with the OG property mogul–turned–serial killer: the architect of the infamous castle of death.
Then they fast-forward to today’s headlines to examine the allegedly murderous Crypto Bro Realtor, proving that some career paths attract more… extracurriculars than others.
From Victorian torture chambers to modern blockchain bros with bodies in the plot twist, the girls settle one burning question:
Who’s the ultimate serial closing killer—history’s house of horrors or today’s tech-savvy terror?
Grab a drink. And maybe lock your doors.

The Devil's Own House- mp3 S1 E2

Episode 2: The Devil’s Own House
Chef and Robi are back—and this time, things get downright hellish.
In this episode, the duo unpacks some of the strangest client encounters they’ve ever survived. Robi shares the chilling case of a borrower who swears they tangled with something demonic, while Chef takes us deep into the unnerving reality of trying to sell a home that may or may not be playing host to a full-time spectral tenant.
From haunted hallways to clients who need more than a pre-approval letter…this episode proves the housing market isn’t the only thing possessed.
Brace yourself—The Devil’s in the disclosures.

When Death Becomes Your Pipeline- Audio S1 E1

In the debut episode of Murder, Mayhem & Mortgages, Chef & Robi crack open the creepy filing cabinet of real estate nightmares and dive into the moments when death itself became part of the escrow.
From unexpected passings to deals that went sideways in the most morbid ways, the hosts share the true events that inspired this entire podcast—and why the housing industry has far more skeletons in the closet than anyone wants to admit.
Kick off the season with us as we set the tone for all things deadly, chaotic, and mortgage-adjacent. New episodes every week. Bring your coffee… and your dark sense of humor.

When Death Becomes Your Pipeline mp3 S1 E1

In the debut episode of Murder, Mayhem & Mortgages, Chef & Robi crack open the creepy filing cabinet of real estate nightmares and dive into the moments when death itself became part of the escrow.
From unexpected passings to deals that went sideways in the most morbid ways, the hosts share the true events that inspired this entire podcast—and why the housing industry has far more skeletons in the closet than anyone wants to admit.
Kick off the season with us as we set the tone for all things deadly, chaotic, and mortgage-adjacent. New episodes every week. Bring your coffee… and your dark sense of humor.

The Death Dozer of Granby

Chef and Robi roll straight into one of Colorado’s wildest true-crime-meets-real-estate rampages: the infamous Killdozer case of Granby.
In this episode, they unpack how a small-town zoning dispute spiraled into a full-blown destructive crusade—complete with a homemade armored bulldozer, flattened businesses, and a trail of chaos that left the community reeling.
Chef brings the Colorado local insight; Robi digs into the financial meltdown and personal unraveling that led to a real estate standoff of apocalyptic proportions.
It’s part tragedy, part cautionary tale, and part “dear God, please don’t let my clients do this.”When paperwork fails, apparently some folks build tanks.

The Devils Own House S1 E2

Chef and Robi are back—and this time, things get downright hellish.
In this episode, the duo unpacks some of the strangest client encounters they’ve ever survived. Robi shares the chilling case of a borrower who swears they tangled with something demonic, while Chef takes us deep into the unnerving reality of trying to sell a home that may or may not be playing host to a full-time spectral tenant.
From haunted hallways to clients who need more than a pre-approval letter…this episode proves the housing market isn’t the only thing possessed.
Brace yourself—The Devil’s in the disclosures.

When Death Becomes Your Pipeline S1 E1

Murder, Mayhem & Mortgages is a darkly funny podcast for people who love real estate…but also enjoy indulging their twisted side.
Hosted by Chef, a Colorado real estate agent, and Robi, a Texas loan officer, each episode features the duo going head-to-head with their most bizarre true real estate stories—packed with chaos, mayhem, murder, fraud, hauntings, and everything in between.
After swapping stories, they break it all down with their own forensic-style rating system, scoring each tale on Murder, Mayhem, and Mortgages to crown the most unhinged story of the episode.
Perfect as a fun venting outlet for realtors, escrow officers, insurance agents, investors, housing pros, and anyone with a slightly sick sense of humor who knows:behind every escrow, there’s a story you won’t see on HGTV.

When Death Becomes Your Pipeline- Audio S1 E1

In the debut episode of Murder, Mayhem & Mortgages, Chef & Robi crack open the creepy filing cabinet of real estate nightmares and dive into the moments when death itself became part of the escrow.
From unexpected passings to deals that went sideways in the most morbid ways, the hosts share the true events that inspired this entire podcast—and why the housing industry has far more skeletons in the closet than anyone wants to admit.
Kick off the season with us as we set the tone for all things deadly, chaotic, and mortgage-adjacent. New episodes every week. Bring your coffee… and your dark sense of humor.

The Killdozer of Granby

Episode 3: The Killdozer of Granby
Robi and Chef dig into the infamous case of Marvin Heemeyer—the quiet muffler-shop owner from Granby, Colorado, who snapped after a messy sewage dispute and turned his town into a full-blown war zone.
What started as a zoning disagreement spiraled into one of the wildest real-estate-adjacent rampages in modern history, ending with Heemeyer transforming a bulldozer into the now-legendary “Death Dozer.”
Was it revenge? Madness? Bureaucratic neglect? Or just another example of real estate stress cranked to 11?The hosts break down the timeline, the town politics, and the moment Heemeyer decided he’d had enough—and chose steel and concrete over civil discourse.
Strap in. This one leaves property values—and half the town—flattened.

The Devil's Own House

Chef and Robi are back—and this time, things get downright hellish.
In this episode, the duo unpacks some of the strangest client encounters they’ve ever survived. Robi shares the chilling case of a borrower who swears they tangled with something demonic, while Chef takes us deep into the unnerving reality of trying to sell a home that may or may not be playing host to a full-time spectral tenant.
From haunted hallways to clients who need more than a pre-approval letter…this episode proves the housing market isn’t the only thing possessed.
Brace yourself—The Devil’s in the disclosures.